Scene: Playground at Hiawatha park near our house
I'm pushing Sena on the baby swings, and a little girl (Susie) comes running up.
(she doesn't talk to strangers, but stares instead)
Susie: I love to swing!
Me: Yes, it's fun.
Susie (swinging & swinging): Baby, baby, baby, ohhhhhh!
Me: Is that Justin Bieber?
Susie: Bieber, Bieber, Bieber! I love Justin Bieber!
Susie: I also like Usher.
Susie: See that dinosaur? (points to the Loch Ness monster, Minnie, who is floating in Lake Hiawatha)
Susie: That's MY dinosaur!
Susie (points to Sena): Is that your baby?
Susie: How old is she?
Me: In a few months she'll be two.
Susie: So she's one.
Susie: I'm three.
Me: Three's a good number.
Susie: How old are you?
Me: That's three and five put together.
Me: It's old.
Susie nods at me as if I'm trying to explain String Theory and she understands what I'm saying.
Susie: I'm going to go on the teeter-totter now. Bye!
Me (looking at Sena): Well, you still think I'm cool. For now.
Also, here is a video of a baby monkey riding on the back of a pig. Yes, you're welcome.