Me: Do want to watch this movie?
Matt: Which one?
Me: Black Swan. It's supposed to be really good.
Matt: That sounds familiar. What's it about?
Me: It's about ballet.
Me: It's a psychological thriller done by Darren Aronofsky.
Me: He did that movie Pi and some other weird stuff.
Me: Apparently, it has a really smoking hot lesbian sex scene.
Me: With Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis.
Me: Yeah, do you want to watch it?
Lesson: If you want a man to do something he doesn't want to do, just say something like, "hot lesbian sex scene". It works, but not for everything. Like if you want him to go with you to church. It doesn't work for that. Unless you go to one of them freaky ass churches.