Good Book Titles

This is an actual picture book title.  And over 100,000 pre-orders on Amazon.

I shit you not.

I read the book.  It's pretty good, but I'm lucky I can't relate.  Sena, so far is an excellent sleeper.  This statement will probably come back to bite me in the butt later on.  Karma sucks like that.

The other day I was perusing a picture book dummy I mocked up a while ago for my story Bad Fruit.  This is one of the illustrations for the book.

Now if I could only find an agent who gets my sense of humor, because as the above book shows, there's definitely a market for this.