Oooo, yes! More Charlie Sheen news.
There is a new word floating around the internets. Sheen. That, actually, is not a new word. It normally means something like: healthy, glossy appearance.
As in: Your hair has a wonderful sheen today. What conditioner are you using?
But now sheen has become a verb. To Sheen. I am sheening.
Example: Last night, I sheened so hard I woke up in a construction site portapotty with only an empty Taco Bell bag and two different colored socks. Weird!
Translation: To behave so outrageously you have to be a celebrity to get away with it. Or have tiger blood.
It's kind of like those old Spoonerisms. I loved those words. My favorite all-time Spoonerism is the word:
Reintarnation.
Definition: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
I love English!
It's Friday, and that's all I got. I was trying to think of something funny that happened, or even mildly amusing, but no, only making fun of a celebrity who, all bets aside, will probably be making the news again when his pale, bloated corpse is found in a fancy hotel bathtub by housekeeping. That's the thing about housekeeping, you never know what crazy ass shit your going to find doing that job. Now, that's a book I would read. You could title it something like, "Do Not Disturb... Too late, I already am!"
Somebody should get on that.
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