Me: This is dumb.
Matt: Yeah, I'll look for something else.
Me: Something cool.
Matt: Ooh, the deadly dozen of Australia!
Me: I always wanted to go to Australia.
We watch the show - it's about the most deadly creatures in Australia. I always knew that Australia had a buttload of poisionous snakes and spiders, plus all that crap in the ocean, plus the crocodiles. I can see why England sent their convicts there!
Me: I don't know if I want to go to Australia anymore.
Matt: Me, either!
Me (checking the bed for spiders): Thank God for Minnesota winters, cuz they kill all that shit!
I shouldn't have watched that show before bed. Because this is invariably what happens.
What I want to dream about is this:
What I end up dreaming about is this:
Damn you, National Geographic!