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Friday, February 18, 2011


My brother used to always want to practice wrestling moves when we were young.  Specifically, put me in a chokehold or a Full Nelson, or was it a half-Nelson?  These wrestling sessions usually ended with me getting a rug burned chin or elbows as I flailed around trying to get away before he managed to make his pin and fart in my face.  I don't know, maybe they do that in wrestling, maybe it even has a name.  Like the Dirty Death Bomb. 

It is probably illegal.

It never occured to me to try the most illegal wrestling move of all.  Hypnotism. 

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