You can know anything. It's all there. You just have to find it.

-Neil Gaiman


Friday, July 16, 2010

Plot Hole!

INT: Bedroom

Matt is watching that movie, 2012 on the computer in bed as Mindy comes upstairs.

Mindy (flopping on the bed): Is this the apocalypse one?

Matt: Yeah.

Watching in silence as Danny Glover, the president of the U.S.A. gives his last speech to the public.

Mindy: Hey it's Sargeant Murtaugh!

Mindy thinks, "I wonder what Sargeant Murtaugh thinks of his old buddy, Riggs. Crazy, insane, batshit Riggs....

Mindy: If the world is ending, why are they getting on that airplane?

Matt: There's these ships waiting in China. They made arks.

Mindy: Well, that makes sense. The Chinese make everything.

Later on.

Mindy: Why do the dumb doors need to shut before they start the engine? That's dumb.

Matt: It IS dumb. Stupid. So they can have this dumb scene where John Cusack has to fix the problem.

Mindy (watching John Cusack swim underwater with a flashlight to unstick some giant gears): John Cusack CANNOT hold his breath underwater that long!

Matt: Nobody can.

Mindy: And in the dark, too! Underwater, in the dark. No way, Jose.

Later on.

Mindy: So now Wisconsin is the south pole? What? This movie is stupid.

Matt laughs.

Later on. At night. It's dark.

Mindy starts wondering about the Supervolcano that is in Yellowstone, that is supposed to explode any day now and destroy the earth. (I swear to God, you can look it up....Supervolcano.)

Mindy: Shit! There's a supervolcano.... I'm going to eat some ice cream for breakfast.

Mindy goes back to sleep, wondering when the movie, SUPERVOLCANO, is going to hit the theaters. Hopefully, it will star John Cusack.

1 comment:

Christina Rodriguez said...

Yes, 2012 was one of the worst movies ever. I have to wonder if John Cusack has a secret gambling problem or drug addiction that necessitated his appearance in this movie.

It's funny if you watch it with the Spoken Word Assistant on (I don't know what it's called, but on the DVD there is an option to have a narrator speak while you watch it). The narration really highlights the hilarity of the movie.