14 years of marriage. FOOOORRRRRTEEEEEEEN years. Of marriage.
I guess maybe I should have learned something by now. Probably. But it starts to get fuzzy. I have a sneaking suspicion I have learned something.
Then I forget it.
Which is probably a good thing. Forgetting. At least for marriage.
Here are other things that are probably good for marriage.
1. Good sense of humor
2. Good sense of humor
3. See numbers 1 & 2
The problem is most people THINK they have a good sense of humor.
Like the way most people think they're good drivers.
It's everyone else that sucks.
Another helpful thing is don't marry a chronic liar/cheater/drunk/crackhead/and/or raging asshole.
Simple enough, right?
The rest you can pretty much deal with.
Unless they don't have a good sense of humor.
So I dedicate this song to Matt. It pretty much sums up our relationship, which on some days I'm still trying to figure out.
I might need a few more years. Or the rest of my life.
It could be a lot worse.