Oktoberfest in La Crosse, Wisconsin is almost exactly like Mardi Gras in New Orleans, except instead of boobies and beads there is a lot more beer, bratwurst and Leiderhosen.
And instead of French culture there is German.
And dead squirrels.
And because there wasn't any cows around to tip over, they use cars instead.
At least they didn't light them on fire this time.
Oh well, there's always next year.
I'm sure the Germans with their sturm und drang and zeitgeist and schadenfreude would be able to come up with a great word for dead squirrel tossing.