Another Thing that's Wrong with Me

I got some of those fancy $1 coins.  They're all shiny and stuff, bronzy and thick.  And here's what I thought when I grabbed it and looked at it.

"Why is Mel Gibson's face on the $1 coin?"

It's not, of course.  It's James K. Polk.  Not Mel Gibson. 

My next thought:

Wouldn't it be funny if there was an alternate universe where Mel Gibson was on the $1 coin?

No, no it wouldn't.  That would be one scary ass universe.

Later:

Is Mel Gibson related to James K. Polk?

So, yeah, that's how my brain works.  Or doesn't.

I'm glad it's Friday.