I got some of those fancy $1 coins. They're all shiny and stuff, bronzy and thick. And here's what I thought when I grabbed it and looked at it.
"Why is Mel Gibson's face on the $1 coin?"
It's not, of course. It's James K. Polk. Not Mel Gibson.
My next thought:
Wouldn't it be funny if there was an alternate universe where Mel Gibson was on the $1 coin?
No, no it wouldn't. That would be one scary ass universe.
Is Mel Gibson related to James K. Polk?
So, yeah, that's how my brain works. Or doesn't.
I'm glad it's Friday.