Sunday morning - EARLY
I am reading the paper. Matt is reading the sports page. Sena is sitting on the floor playing with my Santa Russian nesting dolls that I dug out of my ornament box.
Me: Bunghole. (Laughs)
Me: I was reading this Mark Twain quote about teenagers. He said, "When a child reaches the age of 12, he should be put in a barrel and fed through the bunghole. When he turns 16, plug the bunghole."
I thought bunghole was something COMPLETELY different.
Matt: Yeah, it's that little hole in the barrel.
Me: You didn't know that... you only know that now because I told you.
Me: I used to say that word all the time. Bunghole. Bunghole. My name is Cornholio and I need t.p. for my bunghole!
Matt: You're a bunghole.
Me: I should bring that word back. Make it popular. Bunghole!
Matt: Stop talking.