You can know anything. It's all there. You just have to find it.

-Neil Gaiman


Monday, December 15, 2008

I'm Rich!

I just got this totally awesome email from a person I've never met who wants to LOAN ME MONEY! How cool is that? It was so good I had to copy and paste it here.

Dear Sir/Madam,

I am Stephany Jones, a loan agent for a global agency in the United Kingdom.

We Offer Private, Commercial and Personal Loans for all purpose with very
Minimal annual
Interest Rates as Low as 3% within 1 - 10 years repayment duration period to
region of the world.

We give out loans within the range of $5,000 (Five Thousand Dollars)
to $100,000,000(One Hundred Million Dollars). Our loans are well insured for
security is our priority.

We pay out loans without any collateral other than eligibility and under
no risk.

Interested Persons should contact the Accounts Opening Manager and details of

All I have to do is email them at their "HOTMAIL" account to get my ONE HUNDRED MEEEELYUNNN DOLLARS! I cannot say that phrase without doing the Dr. Evil impersonation with my pinky finger touching the corner of my mouth.

It should be a very Merry Christmas indeed!

1 comment:

Christina E. Rodriguez said...

Sigh..... someday my Nigerian prince will come...