Pig N Boots

I've previously expressed my fondness for Benny Hill and Monty Python. I also love fish and chips, the Beatles, Fawlty Towers, Mr. Bean, Absolutely Fabulous, Hugh Grant movies, William Shakespeare, Newcastle Brown Ale, plaid skirts, red telephone booths, the Loch Ness monster, Paddington Bear, Earl Grey tea, scones, old creepy castles, and words and expressions like: Bollocks, Cheeky Bugger, Daft Bugger, Wanker, Gob, Sod Off! Crikey! Bloody Christ!

But now there is another reason to love those wacky Brits. They put wee rubber booties on a pig that was afraid to walk in the mud.

This would make a good kid's book. I call first dibs on it.