You can know anything. It's all there. You just have to find it.

-Neil Gaiman


Friday, January 27, 2012

Staycations suck

So we are grinding our way through January, and even though we've had a crazy warm winter so far, it is still winter in Minnesota, and therefore way too long.

Unfortunately there is no trip to Mexico or the Caribbean this year.

So instead you can look at this picture I took years ago.  I found it yesterday when going through some photos.

Good Lord!  I'm artistic!

If you stare at it long enough you will start to think you're there.

It helps if sit in a steam-filled bathroom in your swimsuit, then drink about five or six rum daiquiris, then fall over onto the tile floor (use your beach towel for cushioning) and then stare into the ceiling lights until you can actually hear the sound of waves crashing.  Either that or someone else just flushed the toilet.

See?  It's EXACTLY like a Mexican vacation.

Without the diarrhea.

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