I won't say, "Eh?" when a European person asks me a question, or yell, "Take off, you hoser!" when someone cuts us off in one of their teeny, tiny clown cars.
Wait...I still might do that.
However, I will no longer be a stuttering, shame-faced American apologizing for the incompetent douchebaggery that has overflowed like a clogged toilet from our nation's capitol for the past 8 years.
That is now over.
America is officially cool again.
Word to your mother.

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